"But what does he do?""

"I dunno...he's old."

"its like mars or whatever is the love planet has been shitting on everyone this summer"

"Yes. 

He's cute, fat and lazy.

    Only acceptable in 2D lol"

"But yeah I'm going to sleep.. just wanted to let you know the world ends tomorrow. you know.. it was nice meeting you. see you around."

On Makeup...

"L'oreal doesn't make my shade of brown."

"Sharpie?"

"So...how old are you?"

"20."

"Yep. I'm still old."

"I got designer bags under my eyes."