"HAHAH Hell yeh I'm a cougar, I seduce little kids in the pediatrics.

   They blow me kisses yehh."

"But it was $30 less.

It was like God telling me to buy it."

"Yeah, I always say 'It was meant to be,' if I need to convince myself to buy something.


Like if it's the last one in my size...IT WAS MEANT TO BE."

"Since you can't come tonight, you can have a bottle and celebrate by yourself! - We'll call you to have a toast!"

"Ooooh M&M's!

Control yourself!"

 "I should be Mormon. Apparently they don't drink coffee either."

"That's not a big enough reason to be Mormon lol."